One dark and stormy night from out of nowhere came a light
around the room some creatures crept they stole her notebook as she slept
the notebook now was in their grip they gathered round it on their ship
their big eyes clued with concentration but oh it lacked some puncuation
the aliens now began to clammer the notebook used improper grammar
and so the notebook was destroyed invasion they would now avoid
oh yes the earth was saved that night because the grammar wasn't right